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These are all my puns and stuff. They're top secret so you shouldn't be here.

A
-Alpac O'Llama (Barack Obama)
  -The first black wooled president of the United Ungulates
  ***He is trying to provide "O'Llama Care" to the citizens of the "United Ungulates"

B
-Brothers in Arms
  -Two midget brothers, one piggybacking on the other.
  ***Revealed after "Coat of Arms" is defeated

-Bearmuda Triangle (Needs Approval)
  -A triangle ambush of bears
  -Maybe an enemy
  
C
-Cree Pee Yas Forest (Creepy Ass Forest)
  -A creepy forest

-Cree Pee Pass (Creepy Pass)
  -A mountain pass that's creepy

-Cat-a-comb (Catacomb)
  -A cat that combs, or a comb shaped like a cat

-Coat of Arms
  -A coat with lots of arm sleeves
  -May be an enemy which wields many weapons
  ***Turns out to be "Brothers in Arms"

D

-Dyer Strait (Dire Strait)
  -A river where there's lots of dying industries which dump in to the river

G

-Gsus (Jesus)
  -A gangster Jesus who has a posse of disciples
  -He raps about being righteous

-Garbagé (Garbage)
  -A very high-end restaurant

I

-Infinitea (Infinite Tea)
  -A bottomless cup of tea which regenerates as you walk
  -Given to you as an item for completing a quest

M

-Ms. Steak (Mistake)
  -a lady running a steakhouse in which the orders are frequently screwed up
  ***Sister of the other "Ms. _____'s"

-Ms. Fortune (Misfortune)
  -a fortune teller who only tells of bad things
  ***Sister of the other "Ms. _____'s"

-Ms. Fit (Misfit)
  -a gym owner who doesn't fit in with the regular crowd
  ***Sister of the other "Ms. _____'s"

-Money Dolla' Bills

N
-Night Bear (Night Mare)
  -Could be an enemy perhaps

-Nugget Cave
  -As you traverse through the cave you collect gold nuggets
  -As you exit, you realize you have exited through the nostril of a statue carved in to the mountain. Thus the nuggets are synonymous with boogers

O
-O'Llama Care (Obama Care)
  -A health care system which hopes to provide more Llamas with affordable health care.


P

-Paw Prince (Paw Prints)
  -A cat who is a prince

-Police of the 104th Division
  -When police says he's in the 104th Division a bystander says, "That's a lot of divisions," to which the police replies, "I wouldn't know, I've never done the calculation"
  -Later these police turn out to be abusive towards the citizens and using their authority to their advantage
  -Police beating up an elderly turnip man
   ***Police are found in "Turnip" village

-Pot Head (Pothead)
  -An enemy with a pot on it's head

T
-Thyme Traveler (Time Traveler)
  -It's only a matter of thyme
  -Looks like thyme's on our side
  -Something about killing thyme
  -Stop wasting thyme
  -Thyme flies
  -Old Thymer
  -Two Thymer


-Turnip (Turn Up)
  -A village of turnip people
  -Upon approaching the village you are stopped by police who are searching for turnip kids that got lost in the woods.
  -One lady says "I hope they turnip"
  -Your party must help in the search


U
-United Ungulates (United States)
  -This is a country of ungulates, hoofed mammals

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